Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
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while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
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Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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