problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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