Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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