It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
she peed on how many people?
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Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
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That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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