Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
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You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
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I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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