this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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