Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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