he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
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I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
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My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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