we're blogging at a bar
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
love makes seman taste better
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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