She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
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Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
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This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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