your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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