just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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