honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
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He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
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You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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