they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
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first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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