Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
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do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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