Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
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at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
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theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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