yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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