can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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