my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
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I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
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PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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