I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
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You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize