brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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