Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Randomize