So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
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