am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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