too bad you live with your parents still
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
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I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
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This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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