susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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