all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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