I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Randomize
