i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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