Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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