What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
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