she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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