bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
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i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
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All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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