So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
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It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
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"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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