guys are not supposed to queef...right?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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