everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
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JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
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He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
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didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.