guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED