Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Randomize
