I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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