Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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