oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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