just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
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I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
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my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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