so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone