then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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