Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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