And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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