Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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