There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's the barista slut.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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