Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
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I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
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Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
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