Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I would fuck him just for his dog
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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