booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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