At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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