brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
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THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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