Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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