Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
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He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
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You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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