Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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